1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:08,591 [music] 2 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:01,323 - It's not easy to do it in the front seat of a car, 3 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,033 let's give them a hand. 4 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:06,704 [clapping] 5 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,422 [scream] 6 00:04:20,968 --> 00:04:24,638 [music] 7 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:48,722 - You don't have to come in here Lisa. 8 00:05:49,306 --> 00:05:50,808 Take the truck back to the apartment. 9 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:53,686 I'll catch a bus and be home by sunrise. 10 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,899 - Yeah, that was last week. This week it's 25 bucks. 11 00:05:59,149 --> 00:06:00,317 Hey, maybe next week it'll be 30. 12 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,820 You're not that kid that ate one of my girl's shoes, are ya? 13 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,864 Anything special like that costs extra. 14 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,824 - Is that the best job you could get? 15 00:06:07,616 --> 00:06:09,326 - It's just 'til we get a few bucks together. 16 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:13,205 Then I'll get a decent job, some new clothes and I'll learn 17 00:06:13,455 --> 00:06:15,040 that disco dancing you like so much. 18 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,586 - They got lots of nice discos in this city. 19 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,005 Andrew, you gotta promise me, 20 00:06:21,755 --> 00:06:25,342 we'll never go back to that smelly old dairy farm. 21 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,261 - I promise. 22 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,600 Now you go on home. 23 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,102 I don't want to be late my first night. 24 00:06:36,812 --> 00:06:38,564 - Yeah, Unis? Yeah, she's working today. 25 00:06:38,814 --> 00:06:41,567 What's your room number? - Never mind Unis, today's Wednesday. 26 00:06:41,817 --> 00:06:43,277 - Good evening. - Oh, you! 27 00:06:43,527 --> 00:06:45,237 Start by washing those dirty dishes back there, 28 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:46,447 then mop up the place. 29 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,407 - Yes, ma'am. - Deal's a deal. 30 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,742 You use the phone in return, 31 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,036 I get Unis on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. 32 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:55,080 And I don't give a shit if none of you stand the sight of me. 33 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,916 - Hey, how many times do I got to tell you, Toni, 34 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,000 Unis loves ya. 35 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,877 Now shut up, eh, I'm trying to conduct business here. 36 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,588 - I saw her feeling up that fucking strip dancer 37 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:03,839 at the Blue Moon Club. 38 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:05,883 Yeah, they were going to the fire escape in the alley. 39 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,010 - You want to spank Unis or you want her to spank you? 40 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,262 Hey, I got to know man, to set the price. 41 00:07:10,512 --> 00:07:12,431 Come on, come on, nothing to be ashamed of. 42 00:07:12,681 --> 00:07:14,850 - Sitting on the bar showing some drunk your pussy, 43 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,646 that's not dancing, low-class cunts, cocksucker, ah fuck... 44 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,565 - Hey hey Toni, whaddaya doing', going to kill somebody? 45 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:23,567 Yunno, you're right, we can't stand the fuckin' sight of ya, 46 00:07:23,817 --> 00:07:25,694 you slimy, greasy cunt dyke. 47 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,029 Look at you, you stink! 48 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:29,698 The only reason to come into this fucking place is to use the phone! 49 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:33,619 Look at you, your hair stinks, your clothes stinks, your face stinks. 50 00:07:33,869 --> 00:07:36,163 - I don't care, I get her 'cause it's Wednesday. 51 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,832 - I've about had it with you spankin' freaks too! 52 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,669 It'll be 50 bucks in advance “cause I'm coming over to collect. 53 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:43,504 And you supply the hairbrush. 54 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:46,131 - Damn cop, 55 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:49,259 said he'd run me in unless I gave him a blowjob. 56 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:53,305 I gave him this hatpin right in his nose. 57 00:07:53,555 --> 00:07:55,641 The druggist is patching him up right now. 58 00:07:55,891 --> 00:07:59,520 If that cop catches me, he'll fucking kill me for sure. 59 00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:05,567 [music] 60 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,410 - I'm Unis, what's your name? 61 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,204 - I'm Andrew, I just started working here tonight. 62 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:21,625 - My usual street price is 25 but since you work here, 63 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:23,252 and I like you, 64 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:26,213 you get my super deluxe top of the line special 65 00:08:26,463 --> 00:08:28,549 for a mere fifteen dollars. 66 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:32,094 - Where the shit were you? Out there with that fucking dancer? 67 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:33,804 - That was business, honey. 68 00:08:34,054 --> 00:08:36,098 - You roll in garbage, you become garbage. 69 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:39,226 - Who are you calling garbage? - I'm calling you garbage! 70 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,604 - Ow! 71 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,524 Ugh, you're... [screams] 72 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:50,154 [grunting, scuffling] 73 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,241 - Ohh, Eu... 74 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:56,285 [screams] Oh, Unis. 75 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,454 Oh, I love you. 76 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:03,125 [music] - Oh Toni, I love you too. 77 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,669 [crying] - Oh fuck. 78 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:13,886 [cheery music] 79 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,797 [ominous music] 80 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,175 - Can I help you sir? 81 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:46,270 - Hamburger. - Anything to drink, sir? 82 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,688 - No. 83 00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:59,867 [kissing, moaning] 84 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,557 - This isn't a pad, man, it's a fuckin' dump. 85 00:11:23,807 --> 00:11:24,975 - Yeah it's fuckin' gross. 86 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:26,977 - My old man's a dishwasher. 87 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,312 - 0h, fuckin' bummer. 88 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,521 Loser. 89 00:11:29,771 --> 00:11:31,023 - Can't even dance. 90 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,734 - He's last, man, fucking last. 91 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,034 [disco music] 92 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,462 [sizzling] 93 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,394 [country music] 94 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:14,936 - Oh, oh, wait, wait, yes, yes. 95 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,239 [moaning] 96 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:31,119 - Oh, yeah. 97 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:38,543 [moaning] 98 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,170 - Yes. 99 00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:46,301 [moaning] 100 00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:52,808 [music] 101 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:10,093 [music] 102 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,017 - That was delicious. 103 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,643 - Thank you. 104 00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:31,364 [dishes shatter] 105 00:16:32,073 --> 00:16:34,493 - You're fired, you fucking asshole. 106 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:45,504 [music] 107 00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:31,424 [moaning] 108 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:25,520 [music] 109 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,184 - I don't believe it. 110 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,353 - Hey man, you must be the fucking dishwasher. 111 00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:31,813 - He doesn't fucking believe it. 112 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:34,858 - Well he better fucking believe it, because he's a little farm dwarf, 113 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,443 and I'm suing him for a divorce. 114 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,069 - I don't believe it. 115 00:20:38,319 --> 00:20:40,488 And you're gonna pay through the nose. 116 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,573 You know why? 117 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,116 Because you're a schmuck. 118 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,827 A fuckin' schmuck! 119 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,879 - Lisa's crazy asking me for this much support. 120 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,672 She knows I haven't got it. 121 00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,466 - It doesn't hurt her to ask. 122 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,384 -$70 a week for groceries? 123 00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:04,220 $19 a week for-- God knows what. 124 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,680 $8 for stockings. 125 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,223 $6 for personal hygiene. 126 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,183 What's that supposed to mean? 127 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,602 Toilet paper? - Something like that. 128 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,146 She's crazy. 129 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,648 - How much do I have to pay you for representing? 130 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,567 - I get $75 an hour. 131 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,444 - And you're crazy too. 132 00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:23,072 Look, if it's costing me $15 or $20 just to walk a couple of blocks 133 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:24,449 with you, I can walk by myself. 134 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,911 I haven't got $15. Doesn't anybody understand that? 135 00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:30,789 Hey, listen. Do you wanna know what I got? 136 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,081 They're in my pocket right now. 137 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,292 I got $4.08. 138 00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:37,712 That's four singles, three pennies, and a damn nickel. 139 00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,215 I've been wearing the same shirt, 140 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,175 pants and underwear for the past ten days. 141 00:21:42,425 --> 00:21:44,969 I wash them and me in a bucket every night. 142 00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:48,431 And I've lived in the back of my pickup truck, which is living on borrowed time. 143 00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:51,476 - The judge won't give her anything. 144 00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:53,061 You haven't been married long enough. 145 00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:55,480 - That's a hope, not a promise. 146 00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:58,441 - Look, I have a lunch date with my friend Gloria 147 00:21:58,691 --> 00:21:59,943 at that restaurant across the street. 148 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,361 I can't talk to you anymore. 149 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,404 - That's a pretty expensive brush-off, you know. 150 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:05,448 Oh, what the hell? I can't pay you anyway! 151 00:22:05,698 --> 00:22:07,325 - I'll get you a job with her company. 152 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:09,953 - What kind ofjob? 153 00:22:19,295 --> 00:22:20,296 - Are you still here? 154 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,590 I told you, Miss Hathaway is much too busy, 155 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,842 and I've gotta get to the bank. 156 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,093 - I understand. 157 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:26,886 - What is it? - Miss Hathaway? 158 00:22:27,136 --> 00:22:28,680 - Yes? - I'm Andrew Buran. 159 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,515 From the Good Earth Encyclopedia company. 160 00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:33,309 - Another encyclopedia salesman? You've got to be kidding me. 161 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,936 - I told him how busy you were. 162 00:22:35,436 --> 00:22:36,813 - They just trained me this morning 163 00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:39,732 in the unique benefits of the Good Earth Encyclopedia. 164 00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:41,860 Only take ten minutes to show you. 165 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,071 - You've got two minutes, but I can't stop what I'm doing. 166 00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:01,504 - I wish that we could go to your office so I can spread out my display sheets 167 00:23:01,754 --> 00:23:03,631 on your desk like I've been trained. 168 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,051 - You'll have to talk to me while I'm checking these barrels. 169 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:11,180 [footsteps clicking] 170 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,169 [locks click] 171 00:23:42,378 --> 00:23:44,380 [objects clatter] 172 00:24:22,877 --> 00:24:23,920 - God. 173 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:30,176 I would like to impress upon you the history of the Good World Encyclopedia 174 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,387 in 1930-- 175 00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:06,629 I'm sorry to have taken up your time like this. 176 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,047 [music] 177 00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:09,257 - Wait, just a minute. 178 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,926 You can't go into the street with your jacket soiled that way. 179 00:25:12,176 --> 00:25:12,969 Let me have it. 180 00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:14,303 Give it to me. 181 00:25:24,313 --> 00:25:25,314 They come every day, 182 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:27,984 trying to sell me things. 183 00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:30,319 Their slick, patronizing manner makes me ill. 184 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,155 They smile through their teeth. 185 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,700 But you, you're so vulnerable. 186 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:37,744 So sincere. 187 00:25:40,204 --> 00:25:41,122 - Just a failure. 188 00:25:41,372 --> 00:25:42,290 - No. 189 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,333 You're a man. 190 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,342 I want your balls. 191 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,553 [gong booms] 192 00:26:16,365 --> 00:26:17,200 [moaning] 193 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,951 - Such noble balls. 194 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:20,745 Uhh. 195 00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:35,486 [gentle music] 196 00:28:23,242 --> 00:28:25,411 [moaning] 197 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,830 - I'm coming. 198 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:31,375 [screaming] 199 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,255 Never this fast before. 200 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,721 [moaning] 201 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,099 - I'm coming. 202 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,977 [moaning] 203 00:28:51,103 --> 00:28:53,147 - Oh yes. 204 00:30:25,197 --> 00:30:27,575 [moaning] 205 00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:30,077 I'm coming again! 206 00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,498 [screaming] 207 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,669 [moaning loudly] 208 00:31:47,571 --> 00:31:49,657 [moaning] 209 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,087 Oh, yeah. 210 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,563 Oh, yeah. 211 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,956 Oh, yeah. 212 00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:40,416 I'm coming! 213 00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:41,792 Oh, yeah. 214 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:46,088 Andrew. 215 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,759 [moaning] 216 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,471 [panting] 217 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:39,517 I am the buyer for a national chain of liquor stores, 218 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:42,561 and if you will come by personally once a week, 219 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:47,483 we'll see how many liquor stores we can put your encyclopedias in. 220 00:33:47,733 --> 00:33:50,486 - What'd a liquor store want with encyclopedias? 221 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,239 - Who cares? 222 00:33:53,864 --> 00:33:56,158 We'll give them away as fucking prizes. 223 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,035 Is it a deal? 224 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,580 - Yes, it's a deal. 225 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,350 - [Gloria V.O.] Ten of my best salesmen couldn't sell Hathaway. 226 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,770 This guy Boran does it in just one visit. 227 00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:27,398 I don't know what his magic is, 228 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,608 but who cares? He's got it. 229 00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:43,581 - Andrew! 230 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:52,548 Andrew, it's Gloria. 231 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:06,103 - [Gloria V.0.] I'll get him to an exclusive contract. 232 00:35:06,353 --> 00:35:09,565 I've got a good body and I'll use it if I have to. 233 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,877 - Andrew? 234 00:35:30,961 --> 00:35:32,921 Andrew Boran. 235 00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:35,466 - Hello, 236 00:35:45,392 --> 00:35:46,310 who is it? 237 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,770 - It's Gloria. 238 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:51,357 Andrew. 239 00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:52,733 Thank goodness I found you. 240 00:35:53,817 --> 00:35:55,653 Oh Andrew, the news is so wonderful. 241 00:35:56,153 --> 00:35:57,863 I pulled your application this morning. 242 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,283 The address shows only Route 74 North of the Lake. 243 00:36:02,242 --> 00:36:03,410 Not very specific. 244 00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:05,829 - It's all I could afford. - I've decided 245 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,040 to make you an account executive. 246 00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:10,250 It's that Hathaway sale that did it. 247 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:12,961 You can't waste your talents knocking on doors. 248 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:15,339 From now on, they deal with you by appointment. 249 00:36:15,589 --> 00:36:16,799 - Sounds important. - First, 250 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:19,635 I must tell you, the regular 10% commission does not apply 251 00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:20,928 to account executives. 252 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,931 Now you get 5% because of the volume potential. 253 00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:27,810 The other 5% goes to your sales manager and it's naturally retroactive. 254 00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:30,104 - Who's my sales manager? 255 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:33,107 - I am. And I'll be worth it to you ten times over. 256 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:36,485 You just sign this employment contract and we are on our way. 257 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,336 - [Gloria V.O.] He's not going to sign. 258 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:58,006 Well, it looks like I'll have to use my body. 259 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:44,655 [moaning] 260 00:39:04,049 --> 00:39:07,427 - Ahh, I love the smell of my cunt— 261 00:39:29,491 --> 00:39:32,911 [moaning] 262 00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:37,749 [screaming] 263 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,510 Oh, give me your cock. 264 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,846 [contiues moaning] 265 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:15,662 [gentle music] 266 00:40:47,694 --> 00:40:51,239 - I came here to take advantage of you, cheat you out of your commission, 267 00:40:52,532 --> 00:40:55,661 you fucked me so good, turned me completely around, 268 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,082 I feel like a woman and I love it. 269 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:02,793 You keep the commission, Andrew. 270 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,295 I just want to help you and guide you, okay? 271 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:24,648 Andrew, you look great. 272 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,234 Here's a hundred dollar cash advance. 273 00:41:28,568 --> 00:41:33,532 The clothes and a haircut, that comes to $367.13. 274 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:36,284 You can pay me back out of your first commission check. 275 00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:38,495 Well, let's get back to the office. 276 00:41:38,745 --> 00:41:40,622 I want you to meet the other employees. 277 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:16,575 This is the stock and shipping department. 278 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,578 Ms. Johns, Ms. Anderson, meet Mr. Boran. 279 00:42:19,953 --> 00:42:20,829 - How do you do? 280 00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:21,955 - Looks like a new suit. 281 00:42:22,622 --> 00:42:23,623 - Oh, it is. 282 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,376 - We got books coming out of our asses. 283 00:42:26,626 --> 00:42:28,837 - If you don't appreciate your job, Ms. Johns, 284 00:42:29,087 --> 00:42:30,839 then there are people waiting in line who would. 285 00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:33,925 - We got books in the locker room, books in the toilet. 286 00:42:34,676 --> 00:42:35,927 - A temporary situation. 287 00:42:36,386 --> 00:42:38,430 Mr. Boran is a super salesman. 288 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:43,477 Well, I have an appointment. Check with me later, Andrew. 289 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,687 - Yes, Miss-- Ms. Linton. 290 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:53,820 - Ms., Ms., Ms., what's all this Ms. stuff? 291 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,074 Just call me Salome. 292 00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:58,825 - Hi, I'm Tish. 293 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:01,620 - Hello, Tish, Salome. I'm Andrew. 294 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,966 - What are you doing? 295 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,594 - Oh, I thought I'd help you girls out. 296 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,972 Until Ms. Linton sets up an appointment for me, I have nothing to do. 297 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:25,143 - Oh, no salesman ever did that before. 298 00:43:26,686 --> 00:43:27,813 - Well, what can I do? 299 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:30,816 - Well, you can take the books from that big pile over there and make 300 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:32,109 little piles over there. 301 00:43:33,276 --> 00:43:34,277 - Okay. 302 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:31,960 - Ohh, your new suit. 303 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:33,336 - That's okay. 304 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:35,172 I got a needle and thread out in the truck. 305 00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,965 - No, that's woman's work. 306 00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:38,049 Come on in the back. 307 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,219 I'll fix you good as new. You're lucky it's only on the seam. 308 00:44:41,469 --> 00:44:42,470 Come on. 309 00:44:46,391 --> 00:44:50,395 Oh, Tish, haven't you ever heard of a man ripping his pants before? 310 00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:53,148 Honestly, we're roommates. 311 00:44:53,398 --> 00:44:55,901 - Oh, really? - She's such a kid sometimes. 312 00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:57,736 I don't know what to do with her. 313 00:45:16,421 --> 00:45:17,547 Give me your pants. 314 00:45:22,552 --> 00:45:24,763 Don't tell me I'm dealing with two kids. 315 00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:28,516 Come on! I've got to sew them from the inside. 316 00:46:25,031 --> 00:46:28,243 [soft music] 317 00:46:34,332 --> 00:46:36,084 So warm. 318 00:50:35,698 --> 00:50:41,329 -[moaning]. 319 00:52:35,985 --> 00:52:38,279 I've waited for this. 320 00:52:38,529 --> 00:52:39,405 I love it. 321 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:41,366 - Kiss it, Tish. 322 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,159 It wants you to kiss it 323 00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:44,786 and lick it 324 00:52:45,286 --> 00:52:46,829 and suck it. 325 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,873 This is what it's all about, Tish. 326 00:52:49,457 --> 00:52:57,340 Big, hard fuck. 327 00:52:57,590 --> 00:52:59,967 - Oh, I love it. 328 00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:03,054 - Open wide and suck it, Tish. 329 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:06,766 Take the top of it all the way down your throat. 330 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,317 No time to be frail now, Tish. 331 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:17,985 Get it now! 332 00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:21,030 - Just allow me a moment or so. 333 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,658 - Well, I ain't waitin'. 334 00:53:29,747 --> 00:53:30,748 - Salome. 335 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:34,168 - I'm going to suck it Salome, right now. 336 00:53:42,343 --> 00:53:44,137 [whistle blows] 337 00:53:44,762 --> 00:53:47,056 - Will you stop blowing that fucking thing? 338 00:53:47,306 --> 00:53:49,142 - I suppose you fucked Hathaway too. 339 00:53:50,852 --> 00:53:51,853 Did you? 340 00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:53,855 - Yes. 341 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,023 - Why don't you quit worrying about who fucks who around here? 342 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:57,150 We've got an injured person here. 343 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,818 Why don't you help me get her to a doctor? 344 00:53:59,068 --> 00:54:02,029 - You two are fired. - Fired my ass. 345 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:05,783 You'll never get anyone else to work in this shithouse and you know it. 346 00:54:06,033 --> 00:54:08,077 Well, you're just jealous because we've had a little cock. 347 00:54:08,327 --> 00:54:09,203 - Jealous? 348 00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:11,247 I've had all that cock he's able to give. 349 00:54:11,789 --> 00:54:12,665 - Oh yeah? 350 00:54:12,915 --> 00:54:15,293 - Don't let these fancy clothes and proper English fool you. 351 00:54:15,543 --> 00:54:16,669 I could fuck an arm! 352 00:54:16,919 --> 00:54:17,795 - Oh yeah? 353 00:54:18,045 --> 00:54:21,424 - I've had his thing so far into my cunt, it's lucky I didn't get brain damage. 354 00:54:21,674 --> 00:54:22,508 - Oh yeah? 355 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,511 - I drank enough of his nut juice to drown a fucking whale. 356 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:26,554 - Oh yeah? 357 00:54:26,804 --> 00:54:27,722 - There's one other thing. 358 00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:31,851 I've got that cock under contract and it's going to plow us all the way 359 00:54:32,101 --> 00:54:34,187 to the top of the New York Stock Exchange. 360 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,064 We'll need an entire building just to handle the shipping. 361 00:54:37,398 --> 00:54:40,443 A dozen shipping clerks and you'll be in charge of it, 362 00:54:40,693 --> 00:54:42,236 Salome. - Oh yeah? 363 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,238 - I think I'm paralyzed. 364 00:54:44,489 --> 00:54:46,866 - Oh, you'll be all right, Tish. 365 00:54:47,116 --> 00:54:49,702 Ms. Linton here and I will get you to a doctor 366 00:54:49,952 --> 00:54:52,830 and get that neck all straightened out. 367 00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:58,878 - I can understand Salome. 368 00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:00,338 She'll fuck a snail. 369 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:04,467 But Tish, frightened little Tish, and Hathaway? 370 00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:07,720 It took magic to get to them. - There's no magic. 371 00:55:10,014 --> 00:55:11,766 - Do you ever think about fucking him? - No. 372 00:55:12,850 --> 00:55:14,685 - Would you ever fuck him? - No. 373 00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:16,854 - Wish I had your good sense. 374 00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:18,606 Look at him. 375 00:55:18,856 --> 00:55:21,317 He'll fuck the meat clerk and get the chicken free. 376 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:23,820 - Gloria, you're making too much of this. 377 00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:25,655 We'll have a nice home-cooked meal, 378 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,990 a little wine and we'll forget it. 379 00:55:29,534 --> 00:55:32,662 - He gets anything he wants with his dick. 380 00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:34,831 With his dick. Augh! 381 00:55:35,081 --> 00:55:36,249 - Gloria. - What? 382 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,755 Rita, I have a salesman that'll change all that and I'll make a deal with you. 383 00:55:43,422 --> 00:55:44,841 If you're still not convinced. 384 00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:47,718 I will never mention the word encyclopedia again. 385 00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:50,888 If you are convinced, we're talking about a firm order. 386 00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,182 No surveys or trials. 387 00:55:53,432 --> 00:55:55,184 - Ooh, I'm awfully busy right now. 388 00:55:55,434 --> 00:55:57,520 Um, I can't really talk. 389 00:55:58,938 --> 00:56:02,191 Do you suppose that you could come to my cabin by the way? 390 00:56:02,441 --> 00:56:04,068 - Don't leave until I get there, Rita. 391 00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:05,528 Right away. 392 00:56:06,445 --> 00:56:07,989 You like fast action, don't you? 393 00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:09,907 - Yes, I do. 394 00:56:11,033 --> 00:56:11,951 - Then that's what you'll get. 395 00:56:12,201 --> 00:56:13,077 See ya. 396 00:56:14,203 --> 00:56:16,622 I'm leaving that son of a bitch Andrew in your hands tonight. 397 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,124 - Wait a minute. - Listen. 398 00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:19,333 You have a comfortable couch. 399 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:21,502 Make sure he gets a good dinner and plenty of sleep. 400 00:56:21,752 --> 00:56:24,297 - I'm an attorney, not nursemaid to some stud. 401 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,591 - There's no one else I can trust. 402 00:56:26,924 --> 00:56:29,677 Besides, you want to keep my business, don't you? 403 00:56:33,973 --> 00:56:37,101 Tonight we'll start with raw oysters and then kidney sauté. 404 00:56:37,351 --> 00:56:38,603 - I can't cook that. 405 00:56:38,853 --> 00:56:39,937 - You have a cookbook, don't you? - Yes. 406 00:56:40,187 --> 00:56:41,439 I never even bothered to read it. 407 00:56:41,856 --> 00:56:42,815 - Nothing to it. 408 00:56:43,065 --> 00:56:45,192 Delicious, Andrew and lots of protein. 409 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:48,863 Little wine, a little coffee, and we'll pick up a carrot cake. 410 00:56:49,113 --> 00:56:51,449 I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you and Luana this evening 411 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:54,160 'cause I'll be setting up an appointment for you tomorrow morning 412 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:55,286 with Rita Sondergaard. 413 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,205 Close the sale with her and our products will be carried 414 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:00,291 in all Sondergaard supermarkets. 415 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,834 Think of only two things, 416 00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:05,713 Andrew, the commission and a flat $1,000 bonus if you make 417 00:57:05,963 --> 00:57:07,506 the sale - A thousand dollars? 418 00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:11,302 - Cash in front, the minute Rita Sondergaard signs the order. 419 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:13,220 You'll stay at Luana's tonight. 420 00:57:13,471 --> 00:57:16,390 Don't forget to wash your shirt. Luana will press it for you. 421 00:57:16,641 --> 00:57:17,642 - None of this is necessary. 422 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,894 I'll find a place to stay. - I insist on it. 423 00:57:20,144 --> 00:57:22,355 Rita Sondergaard is an attractive woman. 424 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:24,440 Making it with her would be very enjoyable. 425 00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:25,566 - Making what? 426 00:57:25,858 --> 00:57:27,109 - The sale, of course. 427 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,778 Isn't that what you do so well? 428 00:57:29,528 --> 00:57:31,906 Well here, this should cover the groceries. 429 00:57:32,573 --> 00:57:33,783 I'll call you tonight 430 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,701 about the appointment for tomorrow. 431 00:57:41,582 --> 00:57:42,458 - Congratulations. 432 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:44,961 You've gone a long way on your $4.08. 433 00:57:45,461 --> 00:57:46,587 - You're not doing so bad yourself. 434 00:57:46,837 --> 00:57:48,005 - What is that supposed to mean? 435 00:57:48,255 --> 00:57:50,341 - Well, you're suggesting I'm some sort of prostitute 436 00:57:50,591 --> 00:57:53,344 with that $4.08 mark. Well, counselor, so are you. 437 00:57:53,594 --> 00:57:54,345 - So am I? 438 00:57:54,595 --> 00:57:56,138 - That's right. - A prostitute? 439 00:57:56,389 --> 00:57:57,056 - Yes. 440 00:57:57,306 --> 00:57:58,599 - Yes. - Me? 441 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,710 - Excuse me Ms. Linton. 442 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,837 Ms. Sondergaard's going to be tied up for the next 20 minutes. 443 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:28,921 Would you mind waiting? 444 00:58:29,171 --> 00:58:30,548 - No, I don't mind. - Can I get you a coffee? 445 00:58:30,798 --> 00:58:32,383 Something cold to drink? - No. 446 00:58:32,633 --> 00:58:34,468 No thank you. - You'll excuse me now. 447 00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:10,004 - [Gloria V.O.] [can't believe it after all this time, 448 00:59:10,546 --> 00:59:14,633 and it was so simple -- the culmination of my ambition. 449 00:59:15,134 --> 00:59:18,179 I'm going to be rich-- rich. 450 00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:22,600 When Andrew gets through with her it will all be over. 451 00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:49,710 [music] 452 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:29,041 - [Gloria V.O.] I'm going to be rich-- rich. 453 01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:32,920 Rita has been too busy making money to enjoy sex, 454 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:37,049 and Andrew will turn her on. 455 01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:11,250 [music] 456 01:02:07,139 --> 01:02:09,808 [moaning] 457 01:02:11,101 --> 01:02:13,229 - Oh yes. Fuck me. 458 01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:22,488 [moaning] 459 01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:38,712 Oh, oh, oh yes. 460 01:02:42,132 --> 01:02:45,594 Yes, come here and suck my prick. 461 01:02:45,844 --> 01:02:48,013 You want to suck my hard prick, huh? 462 01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:50,808 [moaning] 463 01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:56,146 Oh yeah. 464 01:02:58,357 --> 01:03:00,234 Such it deep in your mouth. 465 01:03:01,610 --> 01:03:04,029 Deep, yes. 466 01:03:08,534 --> 01:03:10,035 Do you want to fuck my ass? 467 01:03:11,161 --> 01:03:13,122 Yeah, I'm coming. 468 01:03:21,630 --> 01:03:23,007 You wanna fuck it? 469 01:03:24,049 --> 01:03:25,926 Fuck my ass, come here. 470 01:03:26,176 --> 01:03:30,681 I want you to fuck it. I want you to put it in my ass now. 471 01:03:31,849 --> 01:03:33,642 Yes, put it in my ass. 472 01:03:34,977 --> 01:03:36,437 C'mon put it in deep. 473 01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:40,524 Oh, it's big. It's so big. 474 01:03:53,662 --> 01:03:57,499 Yes, come on, fuck it. Oh yes. 475 01:04:00,836 --> 01:04:02,838 Oh, you're quick. 476 01:04:03,255 --> 01:04:05,799 [moans] 477 01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:13,057 Oh, put it in deep. 478 01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:16,185 Ahh, fuck me. 479 01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:28,072 I like being fucked, you know that. 480 01:04:29,406 --> 01:04:30,866 - Is my cock petty? 481 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:36,747 - I just want to suck it. [moaning] 482 01:04:39,541 --> 01:04:40,667 - Yeah, suck it. 483 01:04:46,799 --> 01:04:48,675 - Yeah, fuck it. 484 01:04:49,176 --> 01:04:50,344 Fuckit so good. 485 01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:57,518 You know you're all big enough. 486 01:04:59,853 --> 01:05:03,524 [moaning] - Is your pussy tingling? 487 01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:06,318 - I love it, yes. I love all your pricks. 488 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:08,779 - Does it feel good? - Yes. 489 01:05:09,947 --> 01:05:11,615 You make it so hot. 490 01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,118 Ohhh, [moaning] 491 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:22,501 Oh, your prick tastes so good. 492 01:05:22,751 --> 01:05:24,294 I want you to come all over me. 493 01:05:25,295 --> 01:05:27,005 I want you all to come on me. 494 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,804 - Come on you, baby? - Yes, come all over me. 495 01:05:45,190 --> 01:05:48,569 [moaning] [gentle music] 496 01:06:08,088 --> 01:06:10,215 Oh, come all over me. 497 01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:14,511 Oh, you've covered me with come. [chuckles] 498 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:19,057 Oh yes, it makes me quiver all over 499 01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,851 when you come on me like that. 500 01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:23,353 - That's crazy. 501 01:06:24,646 --> 01:06:25,856 - You're my boys. 502 01:06:47,669 --> 01:06:51,381 [music] 503 01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:07,356 - Ms. Sondergaard will see you now. - Thank you. 504 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,863 [footsteps clicking] 505 01:07:36,677 --> 01:07:39,555 -Okay, now let's talk business. 506 01:07:45,644 --> 01:07:48,689 [music] 507 01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:34,151 And I'm no prostitute. 508 01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:37,738 Four years through law school working as a pizza waitress. 509 01:08:37,988 --> 01:08:39,990 Not to mention two years of junior college. 510 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,908 I'm only trying to survive. 511 01:08:42,367 --> 01:08:43,452 - Mind your manners. 512 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:46,997 And don't go name-calling others, who are just trying to do the same thing. 513 01:08:47,247 --> 01:08:48,582 - I don't sell my body! 514 01:08:48,832 --> 01:08:50,500 - You sell your mind and that's worse. 515 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,883 - Gloria wants me to cook, all right, I'll cook. 516 01:09:00,594 --> 01:09:02,763 If you eat this, you'll eat anything. 517 01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:13,023 [music] 518 01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:52,187 To the kidney sauté, 519 01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:55,190 guaranteed to make you get it up in the morning. 520 01:09:56,108 --> 01:09:59,236 - Thank you. - Into a life of deception, 521 01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:01,738 hypocrisy, and money. 522 01:10:01,988 --> 01:10:04,783 - If that's the case, Counselor, you'd better have some yourself. 523 01:10:06,159 --> 01:10:09,246 [odd whistling sound] 524 01:10:10,163 --> 01:10:12,165 [loud popping] 525 01:10:25,595 --> 01:10:27,639 [gentle music] 526 01:10:27,931 --> 01:10:30,350 [laughter] 527 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,313 What happened to deception? 528 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:37,816 - It blew up, and money? 529 01:10:38,066 --> 01:10:40,360 [laughter] 530 01:10:42,112 --> 01:10:43,780 Oh, my God. 531 01:10:44,614 --> 01:10:46,867 [laughs] 532 01:10:49,369 --> 01:10:50,454 Look at everything. 533 01:10:51,246 --> 01:10:52,456 Your pants. 534 01:10:52,706 --> 01:10:54,958 I'll have to have them cleaned by tomorrow. 535 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:56,418 Look, take them off and I'll-- 536 01:10:56,668 --> 01:10:57,586 - No, no, no, no. 537 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,464 First Salome, then Hathaway. 538 01:11:01,089 --> 01:11:02,382 They all wanna clean my clothes. 539 01:11:02,632 --> 01:11:05,343 From now on, I'm going to clean my own clothes. 540 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,387 [laughs] - All right. 541 01:11:07,721 --> 01:11:09,181 I'll let you clean them yourself. 542 01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:11,975 I'm sorry about calling you a prostitute. 543 01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:14,102 I was all wrong about you. 544 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:18,148 - I'm sorry about what I said to you. 545 01:11:22,152 --> 01:11:23,737 There's one thing for sure. 546 01:11:24,070 --> 01:11:25,071 - What's that? 547 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:28,909 - You and I, we're both alike. 548 01:11:33,955 --> 01:11:38,293 [soft music] 549 01:12:29,719 --> 01:12:31,346 - [Andrew V.O.] This woman sure fooled me. 550 01:12:32,138 --> 01:12:34,099 She didn't even look like a woman at first. 551 01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:37,394 Now, my God, she gets me hot. 552 01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,443 I love big tits. 553 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,278 Clothes she wears, 554 01:13:29,112 --> 01:13:30,572 she hides them. 555 01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:39,581 [heavy breathing] 556 01:13:42,792 --> 01:13:45,295 [gentle music] 557 01:13:51,384 --> 01:13:53,261 Oh, I love to fuck her. 558 01:13:54,888 --> 01:13:56,181 Fuck her. 559 01:13:56,848 --> 01:13:57,891 Fuck her. 560 01:14:09,194 --> 01:14:11,071 My cock is so hard. 561 01:14:14,824 --> 01:14:16,993 Oh, I love her smell. 562 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:19,245 Can't get enough of her. 563 01:14:19,579 --> 01:14:22,165 [gentle music] 564 01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:49,067 [moaning] 565 01:15:20,974 --> 01:15:22,559 Oh, look at those boobs. 566 01:15:22,809 --> 01:15:24,352 Oh, baby. 567 01:15:24,602 --> 01:15:25,895 Oh, Luana. 568 01:15:26,938 --> 01:15:28,064 Luana. 569 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:31,985 Oh, you're making me come. 570 01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:47,876 [moaning] [heavy breathing] 571 01:16:27,999 --> 01:16:29,459 - Tomorrow, you'll go back to Gloria. 572 01:16:30,043 --> 01:16:32,587 I have this terrible feeling I'll never see you again. 573 01:17:09,582 --> 01:17:13,044 [background chatter] 574 01:17:17,882 --> 01:17:21,302 - I would like to introduce Mr. Andrew Buran. 575 01:17:37,652 --> 01:17:38,820 [locks clicking] 576 01:17:40,613 --> 01:17:43,783 Andrew, you certainly don't intend to demonstrate the product here, do you? 577 01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:45,451 - It only takes a minute. 578 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,079 - Andrew, you should have privacy. 579 01:17:49,289 --> 01:17:51,958 - You'll notice that this display makes our product look 580 01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:55,336 complicated, stuffy, like a legal library. 581 01:17:55,962 --> 01:17:58,464 No supermarket shopper in his right mind will 582 01:17:58,715 --> 01:18:01,467 look at this display for more than two seconds. 583 01:18:10,518 --> 01:18:11,519 - Go on. 584 01:18:12,645 --> 01:18:15,148 - The volumes themselves, however, are prepared 585 01:18:15,398 --> 01:18:17,984 in an easy yet informative style. 586 01:18:18,943 --> 01:18:22,655 Change the sales campaign to a single book on a stand. 587 01:18:23,364 --> 01:18:26,409 Open it, so the customer can flip through the pages 588 01:18:26,784 --> 01:18:28,369 and see the ease of it. 589 01:18:29,245 --> 01:18:32,957 And above the book, a sign reading, the simple facts. 590 01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:38,463 - I like it. 591 01:18:38,838 --> 01:18:41,674 How about you, David? - I like it, too. 592 01:18:48,514 --> 01:18:50,725 - Andrew, don't just walk away like that. 593 01:18:50,975 --> 01:18:52,227 - I quit, Miss Linton. 594 01:18:52,936 --> 01:18:55,146 - You just made an important sale. - A fluke. 595 01:18:55,396 --> 01:18:57,398 I'll drop by your office to pick up my commission. 596 01:19:07,951 --> 01:19:11,621 [street noise] 597 01:19:56,249 --> 01:20:12,432 [gentle music] 598 01:21:34,597 --> 01:21:39,597 [funk theme]